Post from Derek · February 6, 2025

Officer Deric of the Sex Police here, I’ve been informed that some of you out there are guilty of being too damn sexy. I’m here to “probe” this situation. Of course a strip search is mandatory. You have a right to remain silent, until I ram my nightstick deep inside your sweet, tight hole, upon which time you have the right to scream loudly and moan repeatedly. This is standard procedure, designed to extract a hot, creamy thick and white “confession” from even the most “hardened” perp. Will you cum willingly or do I need to get the cuffs? 😉