August 1, 2026
Hey lil one! You doing alright down there? I heard it was shrinky Saturday... All of the good gooners online were getting shrunk down today. Don't worry. It's only 24 hours... unless... maybe it'll be shrinky Sunday tomorrow too... what's that? As long as you're back for work on Monday?? Well, alright then. I'll take good care of you til then ๐
