I’ve spent most of my life not feeling the want or need for a boyfriend and being more than content as a single woman. However there are those fleeting moments like right now, when I would love nothing more than to have a partner….. so he could lay me face down on the bed, pull down my pyjama bottoms and pluck this god forsaken bastard of an ingrown hair oot ma arse cheek because I can’t fucking reach it.
Sarah xox