Urgran looks you over with a sour expression, shifting uncomfortably as he stands, the light shining in his face and making him unable to see.

"Human, I don't see the point in... doing this. Why can't I wear my clothes?"

You chuckle knowingly to yourself, placing your hands in front of the light and making shadows appear across his broad chest. "Well, it's simple, I saw some hot guys on twitter doing this and I wanted to see if we could do it too..." You continue to talk for some time, although the other stopped listening once he stopped understanding what you where talking about.

The Orc, who canonically does not exist in a world with the internet, apps or a horrible social media owned by a fuckwit sighs, and let's you continue.