Gassy MILF's Bellyache Farts After Pork Nachos

Ugh, I really did it to myself this time. True story, I made sweet pork earlier this week in my crock pot and it turned out irresistibly good. I used it to make pork nachos with extra cheese and sour cream were so worth it though... until they weren't. Now I'm just rolling around in my messy bed trying to find a comfortable position while my stomach is absolutely killing me. I keep promising myself I'll never eat them again, but let's be real, I totally will. First I have to get all this pressure out though. My poor bed is taking a beating tonight.