Let’s call out of work today and go for an adventure instead..

Let’s call out of work today and go for an adventure instead! I’ll be your tour guide for a not-so-lazy float down the springs in our kayak!

No clothes are required and I accept Tips in the form of cash, grass, or ass. 😜

I even packed a picnic for us once we arrive on shore... However, the snack is in between my thighs and I forgot to bring napkins. Are you hungry? 🤤