Post from HellaAssBella · February 1, 2026

Rated Z for Zucchini: The Case of the Stolen Vegetable

He was hungry for dinner but I was hungry for something else. As he was cooking I snatched one of his zucchinis off of the cutting board. Sneakily behind him I inserted the large vegetable inside of me. The enormous size making it nearly impossible to not make it obvious what I was doing. Before long he catches on and fulfills what the zucchini couldn't.

Enjoy! 😉🥒💦