**July 4 is for Hotdogs ****[Length: 18:45]**

Some girls celebrate the Fourth with a cute little cookout..

I put on a hotdog bikini and sat down with two chili dogs so overloaded they were barely pretending to be handheld anymore.

Cream cheese. Butter-laced chili. Bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers on the side. Sprite to wash it all down when my mouth got too full and I needed a second before going back in.

This one is messy, heavy, salty, sweet, greasy summer nonsense in the best way.

I keep eating even when the chili starts sliding everywhere, even when the poppers start feeling like a bad idea, even when the Sprite is only making my belly feel tighter. By the end I’m full, warm, shiny, and rubbing my stomach like I know exactly what I just did.

A very patriotic little piglet in a hotdog bikini, celebrating the only way that made sense.

Two massive chili dogs.
A plate of poppers.
A belly full of butter, cheese, chili, and poor decisions.

Happy Fourth 🐷🇺🇸

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