Hey guys I planned doing new pictures for today I even bought a new razor for my bush and did a crazy exfoliating soak for my entire body to get the best shave HOWEVER scariest nightmare of my life I wake up at 2 am and my dog Monty shit on my carpet, I take him out like every 2-3 hours so I was like “ok baby boy is sick”

Clean that up, scrub, rinse, scrub, sanitize, use my hair dryer on it to dry it then put baking soda over it wait for that to sit and vacuum. Okay cool now I’ll go back to bed… no no no no NO I wake up STILL DARK out and Monty is in the bad moving around, he’ll normally burrow under the blanket then come up and rest is head on the pillow and that’s what he was doing…

I got turn and sleep on my stomach and my leg… it’s feeling something a wet spot… could it just be Monty when he licks? No no this feels bigger… I know because my leg kept fucking trying to feel what this mysterious substance was in my bed… OH EUREKA!!! It’s fucking shit… he shit in the bed. I go to wash the shit off my leg, then I gotta throw my sheets out, luckily I keep spare clean sheets folded, mattress protector got thrown away getting a new one, sanitized EVERYTHING. Scrubbed, doused it in alcohol, set it outside to dry and then by the time that was all done I did my actual shower and passed out. So I took this as a sign… idk what’s the sign for but… (The last three pics are my dog Monty we aren’t on the best terms but I do love him and hope I can move towards the direction of forgiveness)