May 14, 2026

POV: you came here “for 5 mins”… and now you’ve been staring at the same thing the whole time 👀🍑

I swear this pic has a superpower - first you notice my eyes… then suddenly all your attention gets stolen 😏
Sooo be honest… would you talk to me first, or to my ass? 🖤🔥

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A. “I was looking at your eyes tho…”
B. “What eyes? 😵‍💫”
C. “Yeah I’m gonna need more angles ASAP”
D. “It should be illegal to look this juicy 🍑”