Get in line boys, and get ready to goon out to my massive sweaty gym ass

You already know I spent all morning at the gym working on leg day and texted this little loser to be over when I’m done to be gassed out by my sweaty alpha gym ass 🥵😈

I know he wants to shrink down so bad… should I tell him it’s coming soon 🫪🦶😵‍💫