I don’t know what’s more chaotic, you joining my training program to bribe me to fart on you, or me agreeing to do it 😈🥵

Too bad I’m Aries so if I’m gonna commit to something I’m going to COMMIT. So enjoy these post workout farts from my greasy alpha ass… might have to do this again and again and AGAIN AND AGAIN 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 until you’re completely drained 🥵