SPECIAL OPS BRYCE** REPORTING FOR DUTY 🪖💦**

Mission: neutralize the enemy. 🫡

I slowly took off my bulletproof west and then I pulled out my secret tool...

I spread my legs wide and started interrogating them with my special tool right between my legs. A few minutes later I squirted all over the floor and completely neutralized the threat.

DISTRACTED. SOAKED. ARRESTED.

Bad guys had no chance against me. 😏