You’ve seen him save the world, but you’ve never seen him like this.

After a long day of heroic duties, our caped friend finds himself alone with three cakes: one rich with chocolate, one bursting with fruit, and one dark and full of berries.

The cravings are real. The self control? Not so much.

What follows is a strange little ritual: part celebration, part surrender to temptation.

Cake, spandex, and an appetite that takes over.