March 2, 2026

What does one wear on the day before their book releases? I DONT KNOW IM GENUINELY ASKING ๐Ÿ˜ซ So instead in a panic, I played with myself in the tub and took pictures in the hopes that it would make me feel better so thats your masturbation monday content I guess while I try not to cry happy tears coated in complete dread because tomorrow I will not be able to take any of it back and it will all be out there in the open for you to read so be nice to me today please I'm just a little guy who had some dreams and because you all like seeing me naked I get to help an insurmountable amount of people avoid the struggles I went through to get here and NOW IM CRYING SO GOOD JOB EVERYONE