March 31, 2026

ANNOUNCEMENT: DINO ONESIE YUM MERCH IS OFFICIALLY HERE!!!!

have you ever wished to rest your wrist on the royal booba? have you ever yearned to type upon birble's failed attempts at flight? have you ever wished for a size accurateâ„¢ yum sticker?

YOUR YEARNING ENDS HERE, FOR I HAVE DELIVERED YE MERCH !!!!!

tldr: After months of prep, the cozy dino onesie merch drop is FINALLY HEREEEEE!!!!!

https://bit.ly/birbmerch

also....

if you wanna be a degen and get a mousepad solely for....sus reasons...i welcome tribute photos!!! <3