Have you ever been shopping and seen something completely random and thought… hm 🤔 I wanna FUCK that?

Because that happened today, and it honestly tickles me putting random objects in my cart, knowing damn well I’m just going to shove them into my hole.

Watching them go across the conveyor belt, through the cashier’s hands, knowing they have no idea I’m absolutely not using them for their intended purpose… I fucking love it😈.