September 15, 2026

I haven't had any new toys in a while so this is overdue ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ I chose these toys to push my limits ๐Ÿ˜ณ you might be lucky enough to have seen these already but the long one is the "Depth Trainer" (not the most creative name lol) but it's longer and thicker than my Vortex Slink ๐Ÿ‘€ I might try fully insert the whole toy as well as the base (pray for Alex ๐Ÿ™)
The other one I know is going to be your immediate favourite, it's called "The Textured One" ๐Ÿฅด I thought about it for a long time before ordering because there's a big jump between the different sizes it comes in and which firmness to choose, because firmness gets complicated when things get to massive sizes ๐Ÿค” but I am so happy ๐Ÿฅฐ it is perfect softness and absolutely f*cking enormous ๐Ÿ˜ณ I will attempt this massive thing from a lot of angles, it's going to be hot ๐Ÿฅต

.....what do you want to see first, ridiculous depth insertion or massive textures hollowing out ๐Ÿ˜ˆโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ