Mentioned it on stream a few months ago but here's the shot I cut out that had me on the ER due to fake cum on my eyeball!
At the time it barely registered but it got into my right eye and 3 hours later I was seeing better without my contact lenses than with them, and had some shooting pain lmao
Luckily just needed 2 weeks of eye drops and no contacts during that time (Lara Croft came in to save the day with her brown eyes!)